OH Wow Man!!

Like how was my Christmas? Oh man it was like BIG man I got this M3p player thingy man like with 2 Gigs man! Like how big is that? Man uh no man like really how big IS that ? I want to know how many albums I can put on it man. I looked on all of my vinyl but none of them had any Gigs and I looked at everyone of my 500 CD’s man same result. A Gig used to be a job man but if that's what they're talking about man I've had 5 year jobs and 5 minute jobs so I'm still not sure how many albums man ya know what I mean man? I mean like I know you should keep up with current terms man but couldn't they just say "This little thingy holds 10 CD's" or "this medium thingy holds 20 CD's" or This BIG SOB holds all of your CD's". Maybe they don't know what a Gig is man... Kinda like a Bazzilion Dollars man .... just a new way to say a lot man...but why'd you want to say 2 a lot man....
My son said just put them on, he says it’ll be like my own radio station man!
Wow now there’s POWER man like a Radio Station man able to influence others …Far Out Man! But man that’s a lot of responsibility man … big load …Maybe I should be careful of content man I wouldn’t want to do any harm to the public you know …man … I’d have to be responsible to the audience man …. What son? I’m the audience? Oh! Well …uh .. more reason for caution man you should be responsible to yourself ya know? 'Cause you know a mind is a terrible thing.. uh well ... Waste is like ... So you shouldn't like .. Did I tell you I got this M3p thingy for Christmas Man?